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dirtymonkey22 · 09-23-2012, 12:29 PM

I was arguing with Steve (insane) about this because Steve said he didn't like avenger when I thought avengers was the better movie. Remember I'm a huge batman fan even have a tat of him so that's saying a lot about Rises

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dirtymonkey22 · 09-23-2012, 12:33 PM

Remember both movies ended the same the hero fly a nuke away from the city

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N-Do · 09-23-2012, 01:28 PM

dirtymonkey22 Wrote:Remember both movies ended the same the hero fly a nuke away from the city

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You are my sig.

***sTr*** · 09-23-2012, 02:25 PM

! haven't seen Avengers yet...

LuckyNumbrXIII · 09-23-2012, 02:28 PM

Tired of super hero movies. Didn't see either.

***sTr*** · 09-23-2012, 02:41 PM

now that they're repackaging them every 10 years it's not as fun... you need a break in between the new versions... ! didn't see the new Spiderman because of this, ! bet it was awesome... but too soon....

fghtffyrdmns · 09-23-2012, 03:38 PM

I fell asleep during the first 45 mins Avengers and haven't seen Dark Knight Rises yet. Spoilsport.

insane · 09-23-2012, 04:24 PM

Larry is really and I mean Really misquoting or at least exaggerating what I said about The Avengers. I poked holes in the believability of things that happened in the movie because there is a lot. The argument was over who could poke more holes in the plot of the other movie. Larry thought it was such a huge deal that Robin knew who Batman was because they both were orphans and also Talia or however her name is spelled didn't kill him. What I actually said about the Avengers movie which has no where near the emotion or acting or production value or sound or picture quality and isn't as good of a standalone movie and won't win any awards for anything other than money made WAS its a great action movie with a bad plot. Its a movie that they made so fans can see their favorite comic book heroes kicking ass. Larry went on to say like an ass, Avengers was a FAR and I mean Far better movie than Batman and I could poke 10 times more holes in dark knight rises than in avengers, which is why I argued because nearly everything in avengers is bullshit, oh and ps Batman didn't fly away from a nuke hit batwing carried the nuke away while it was on auto-pilot dumbass.
Might I add as always you aren't getting anyone to support your opinion because your arguments are usually retarded and pointless.
Bitch.

Autumn · 09-23-2012, 05:44 PM

I loved The Avengers. Chris Hemsworth definitely helped that

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insane · 09-23-2012, 08:09 PM

That is why Larry liked it also he is crushing on Hemsworth

Ms Felony · 09-23-2012, 08:10 PM

LuckyNumbrXIII Wrote:Didn't see either.

and doesn't care.

dirtymonkey22 · 09-23-2012, 08:18 PM

insane Wrote:That is why Larry liked it also he is crushing on Hemsworth

True if I were gay for a day I would have a 3 way With Hemsworth and Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd from True blood I would feel like someone through a Cocktopus

at me

dirtymonkey22 · 09-23-2012, 08:36 PM

Ohh and No homo

Ok avenger was Better Because Nolan Set you up with 2 Movie that put Batman In the real world, TDK was a Masterpiece with very few Plot hole's where Not once in the Movie you think to your self WTF.
TDKR on the other hand Bull shits Its way through 2 1/2 hours Starting with Bruce Becoming a Recluse taking 8 years off after only being batman for what 2 years tops, come on Batman would never stop being batman.
He has a Bum Knee he fixes with a brace that lets Him kick through walls ,gets his Back broken then it gets Fixed in 2 months by doing push ups and being hung from a rope,Then proceeds to climb a wall Just fine with no knee Brace. And lets not forget they Hole in the middle of the desert had TV

holagatita · 09-23-2012, 09:13 PM

dirtymonkey22 Wrote:
insane Wrote:That is why Larry liked it also he is crushing on Hemsworth
True if I were gay for a day I would have a 3 way With Hemsworth and Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd from True blood I would feel like someone through a at me

mmmm Alexander Skaarsgarrrrd

He's hot as fuck AND Pirates love to say his name

Autumn · 09-24-2012, 02:19 AM

At this point in my life, I would want my celebrity threesome with both the Hemsworth brothers. Too much sexy.

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insane · 09-24-2012, 06:24 AM

So this turned into a who wants to fuck Hemsworth thread?

dirtymonkey22 · 09-24-2012, 07:35 AM

Still a better love story then twilight

insane · 09-24-2012, 11:04 AM

come on Batman would never stop being batman. So in the animated movie you love so much Batman stopped being Batman for 10 years? Oops! Brace lets him kick thru walls? Nope he kicked the wall and a chunk busted off of the wall because of a piece of metal on his FOOT not his knee. He had a broken back NOPE he slipped a disc and they popped it back into place. He was able to magically scale the wall without a brace OK so how would a giant bulky metal brace not limit his movement? A tv in the middle of the desert without electricity seriously? The tv was in an underground prison not in the middle of a shitload of sand. If you want how that could be possible there's this guy called Thomas Edison who invented something called a generator DUMBASS! Let me know if you need anything else explained MR I where a Batman shirt to work everyday and said the Dark knight rises was an amazing movie the first time he saw it then said after watching it again there's stuff I don't understand so its not that great.

dirtymonkey22 · 09-24-2012, 10:16 PM

Ok I'm sorry you Like TDKR better Because of the Story They spelled Every thing Out for you to the Point you have to be a retard not to get it. Rises Shit's On the Batman Mythos So hard Right from the beginning,and Bullshits you through the story to get to the Action at the End.

dirtymonkey22 · 09-24-2012, 11:46 PM

dirtymonkey22 Wrote:Ok I'm sorry you Like TDKR better Because of the Story They spelled Every thing Out for you to the Point you have to be a retard not to get it. Rises Shit's On the Batman Mythos So hard Right from the beginning,and Bullshits you through the story to get to the Action at the End.

And this is after TDK Were 98% of the things Batman Did really could be done.
Orphan , The same ending as Good will Hunting !! and Batman Is in the fucking Bat When does he Eject with enough time to excape the Blast wile He's Bleeding Out.
And lets not forget This Batman is a shit detective

dirtymonkey22 · 09-25-2012, 02:44 AM

dirtymonkey22 Wrote:
dirtymonkey22 Wrote:Ok I'm sorry you Like TDKR better Because of the Story They spelled Every thing Out for you to the Point you have to be a retard not to get it. Rises Shit's On the Batman Mythos So hard Right from the beginning,and Bullshits you through the story to get to the Action at the End.
In the animated movie Part 2 will explain that all the superheros were forced to retire By the government ,except for superman who works for the white House! In the 10 year Bruce stays active and starts drinking because He can't stand not being batman, Not Let him self Go shooting Arrow's in his bedroom.
For fucks sake He wouldn't of even became Batman again if Catwoman didn't rob Him It literally took crime to come to his front door for him to even think about Being batman again
And this is after TDK Were 98% of the things Batman Did really could be done.
Orphan , The same ending as Good will Hunting !! and Batman Is in the fucking Bat When does he Eject with enough time to excape the Blast wile He's Bleeding Out.
And lets not forget This Batman is a shit detective the most he does Is find out who cat women is then has Alfred look up Bane. Batman is the worlds Greatest Detective Ras' al Ghul calls Him Detective In the comic , Bruce Sleeps with Miranda/ Taliah they show a big ass scar on her back that bruce would of seen At some point wile Fucking her Questioned why does a Rich girl have a scar like this look more into her life And would of known she was up to something and Not got stabbed. And for fuck's sake he Trained to be batman Half his life traveled the world trained by Ras' (in the movies ) But thinks Its ok to leave being batman or what the fuck ever to a Rookie cop who felt bad for shooting a man Fucking robin

My only real Problem with the Movie is that Thats Not Batman from any other version of batman Ever not even the batman from the other 2 movie's

juggalogigolo · 09-25-2012, 10:58 AM

im just as big of a comic nerd as you are, and i watched both movies.... overall, avengers was the better movie, BOTH were good, but rise was not as good as the avengers.

dirtymonkey22 · 09-25-2012, 12:20 PM

I think being a comic fan boy Plays a big factor in it I know way to much about batman not to call B.S at a few thing,and Avengers was great and Did exactly what they wanted to do

juggalogigolo · 09-25-2012, 12:56 PM

avengers was AMAZING, it let every character have the right amount of screentime and they all did fantastic jobs, it could have VERY easily turned into ironman and his sidekicks: the movie. but it didnt at all. batman was a let down because the entire series so far has just seemed to get better and better, but the last one was just SO good that there was no way this one could be better.. and it wasnt. so it felt like a huge let down. dont get me wrong, i thought it was good, the last one just set the bar so fucking high that there was no way this one could live up to that expectation

Paullehh · 09-25-2012, 04:36 PM

Fluff is having trouble jizzing!

insane · 09-25-2012, 05:45 PM

Awesome you got Fred probably the biggest douchebag of all time to agree with you so therefore I win. PS you were unable to tell me what the plot of Avengers was when I straight up asked you at work so by your own definition you are a retard. When The Dark KNight RIses wins every award for acting screenplay etc. etc. because its superior in every aspect other than money made then maybe you will see you were wrong. You also didn't call BS when in the animated series Batman took 10 years off but you called bs when he took 8 years of in the movie. I love it.

juggalogigolo · 09-26-2012, 12:27 AM

so... you automatically win, because i agree with the other guy? how the fuck does that work?

your an idiot... thats how

***Stoopid Dog*** · 09-26-2012, 12:34 AM

Good will hunting ftw

dirtymonkey22 · 09-26-2012, 01:56 AM

insane Wrote:Awesome you got Fred probably the biggest douchebag of all time to agree with you so therefore I win. PS you were unable to tell me what the plot of Avengers was when I straight up asked you at work so by your own definition you are a retard. When The Dark KNight RIses wins every award for acting screenplay etc. etc. because its superior in every aspect other than money made then maybe you will see you were wrong. You also didn't call BS when in the animated series Batman took 10 years off but you called bs when he took 8 years of in the movie. I love it.

I already explained this in a past post .
I read the graphic novel years ago , and all the heros were forced to retire and Bruce couldn't stand it and but kept active looking for that rush hence the race at the start of the movie. In rises Bruce becomes a recluse and all Emo

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insane · 09-26-2012, 11:19 AM

But in the dark knight rises everyone was hating on batman because they thought he killed harvey dent the hero and so he was forced to retire but you don't have a problem with that. If you took as much effort trying to find stuff wrong with the avengers which I might add is all Marvel characters which you claim is a stupid comic company and inferior to DC then you would find so much more wrong with it but instead a BATMAN fan wants to not like a BATMAN movie that is clearly better than the other BATMAN movie series and he complains about this to me while wearing BATMAN attire because he is BATSHIT crazy.

dirtymonkey22 · 09-26-2012, 12:12 PM

The dark knight Was the Best In the series, Rises Is a Good movie but still shit In comparison.

this about sums up avengers Ohh and I really shit my self When every is shooting Lazers,Bombs and doing sweet shit and black widow has 2 pistols

Enigma · 09-27-2012, 10:09 PM

i was actually turned on by all the heroes in avengers, from Thor to Tony Stark, Hawkeye to The Black Widow, Captain America, even dude who played the Incredible Hulk. They were all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sexy. I'd do them all.
I'd super hero orgy them all.

Batman's sorta hot, always had a thing for the kid that plays Robin. but on a scale of 1-10, The Avengers is a 616.

holagatita · 09-27-2012, 10:17 PM

Enigma Wrote:i was actually turned on by all the heroes in avengers, from Thor to Tony Stark, Hawkeye to The Black Widow, Captain America, even dude who played the Incredible Hulk. They were all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sexy. I'd do them all.
I'd super hero orgy them all.

Batman's sorta hot, always had a thing for the kid that plays Robin. but on a scale of 1-10, The Avengers is a 616.

Reading 50 Shades of Grey today, wrestled with Fred, now you are talking about an Avengers orgy....fap fap fap

too bad it's Crimson Tide time, and all I get is frustrated :(

Enigma · 09-27-2012, 10:20 PM

awwwwwwwww. you should buy a special "that time of month" vibrator. that way you can still release frustration but not get your regular stuff all ucky. make it black. and water proof. take it in the bath or shower and everything will be a-ok

i think i'll have to take my own advice. wonder why i never thought about it...

holagatita · 09-27-2012, 10:29 PM

I already jilled off like 4 times earlier, with the Hitachi. It's strong enough that I can use it over my panties, hell through blankets.

But still, fapping is all fine and dandy, but a vibrator can't flip you around, pull your hair, and look you in the eye and tell you it loves you..lol