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***sTr*** · 07-16-2009, 06:16 PM

anything, not necessarily about me, but anything. !'m feelin' pretty darn smart right now and ! wanna prove it.

Grimlin · 07-16-2009, 06:19 PM

How did we know the penis was suppose to go into a vagina? I can't see how some male just decided he's just gonna stick his pecker in a female and know it would be good.

***sTr*** · 07-16-2009, 06:24 PM

good question, you see it was all by mistake. when adam and eve were in that garden, adam was waking up from a deep sleep, and he saw that darn snake trying to crawl up in that snatch... since it was morning adam also had the usual morning bone, then it popped in his head, that snake is like this bone, and if that snake can get a piece let me get my bone on, ya heard.....

azriley2k · 07-16-2009, 07:14 PM

Wow, that was like straight from the bible!

Ok, so I have this Harmony remote and I was trying to update it and I got an error say "Step Failed - Updating Region? What do I do?

Alyzzia · 07-16-2009, 07:17 PM

I have a sharp pain just below my ribs on my right hand side. What is the cause?

Grimlin · 07-16-2009, 07:53 PM

Alyzzia Wrote:I have a sharp pain just below my ribs on my right hand side. What is the cause?

*Knows the answer* thanks to midge seeing the post too...lol

Insanecowposse · 07-16-2009, 07:57 PM

If your sleeping with every partner your girlfriend has slept with than are you then maturbating with everything your hand touches?

***sTr*** · 07-16-2009, 09:42 PM

azriley2k Wrote:Wow, that was like straight from the bible!

Ok, so I have this Harmony remote and I was trying to update it and I got an error say "Step Failed - Updating Region? What do I do?

have them reformat their computer and call back

Alyzzia Wrote:I have a sharp pain just below my ribs on my right hand side. What is the cause?

take a poop

Insanecowposse Wrote:If your sleeping with every partner your girlfriend has slept with than are you then maturbating with everything your hand touches?

fuck yeah!!!

XIII · 07-16-2009, 11:49 PM

Why does it hurt when you sneeze and fart at the same time?

TheGreenBK · 07-17-2009, 02:59 AM

Can I take a shit on your chest?

Insanecowposse · 07-17-2009, 06:48 AM

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

***sTr*** · 07-17-2009, 08:12 AM

XIII Wrote:Why does it hurt when you sneeze and fart at the same time?

think of a chinese finger trap

Mudkips Wrote:Can I take a shit on your chest?

what did you eat last night?

Insanecowposse Wrote:What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

me

Slacker · 07-17-2009, 09:07 AM

does he look like a bitch?

Star · 07-17-2009, 10:45 AM

Lotus Wrote:What happened to my father?
Why was I a bastard?
What is thunder?
Is it really God bowling?
And nightime's a blanket
And all the stars are
the holes in it?

/juggalooo

***sTr*** · 07-17-2009, 10:46 AM

* barf *

Paullehh · 07-17-2009, 11:20 AM

How long will it take to fill a 2 litre bottle with semen if you jack of into it every time?

Also what would be the most fukt thing to do with the full bottle other than drink it?

What would be the best way to store such a jizz bottle between filling times?

***sTr*** · 07-17-2009, 11:24 AM

Paullehh Wrote:How long will it take to fill a 2 litre bottle with semen if you jack of into it every time?

3, 3 jerks of your tootsie pop will fill a 2 litre bottle...

Paullehh Wrote:Also what would be the most fukt thing to do with the full bottle other than drink it?

put the bottle in your butt and stnad up side down and let it fill you up like an oil funnel

Paullehh Wrote:What would be the best way to store such a jizz bottle whilst it is being filled?

in your butt

Slacker · 07-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Slacker Wrote:does he look like a bitch?

***sTr*** · 07-17-2009, 12:59 PM

Slacker Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:does he look like a bitch?

oh snap, ! forgot one...

answer: yes, but who are you talking about?

***Stoopid Dog*** · 07-17-2009, 02:06 PM

(u+3)/(4u+7)=1+(2(1-2u))/(5u-1)

***Stoopid Dog*** · 07-17-2009, 02:07 PM

Two animals are in a glass fish tank, a frog and a turtle. The Turtle is 5 times heavier than the frog. The top of the tank is left open. The frog can freely jump in and out of the tank. WORKING TOGETHER! How can both the turtle and the frog get out of the tank. Here are three hints.
1) Nothing can be added to the tank (water, ladder, etc.)
2) The turtle can not separate from the shell.
3) Knowing what these animals can and can not do, it the key to solving this HARD riddle.

Ms Felony · 07-17-2009, 02:34 PM

The Marshmallow Man Wrote:(u+3)/(4u+7)=1+(2(1-2u))/(5u-1)

8-)

CranialEntropy · 07-17-2009, 02:41 PM

The Marshmallow Man Wrote:(u+3)/(4u+7)=1+(2(1-2u))/(5u-1)

u is either equal to 2 or -5. I could probably us the quadratic formula to eliminate one, but thats a pain in teh butt.

CranialEntropy · 07-17-2009, 02:47 PM

The Marshmallow Man Wrote:Two animals are in a glass fish tank, a frog and a turtle. The Turtle is 5 times heavier than the frog. The top of the tank is left open. The frog can freely jump in and out of the tank. WORKING TOGETHER! How can both the turtle and the frog get out of the tank. Here are three hints.
1) Nothing can be added to the tank (water, ladder, etc.)
2) The turtle can not separate from the shell.
3) Knowing what these animals can and can not do, it the key to solving this HARD riddle.

You only said there were two animals, but you didn't say anything about there not being any other kingdom, thus I'm presuming there's a shit load of moss in there. So you pile all the moss up and help the turtle climb out.

Alternative answer: you also didn't say there wasn't and ooze in there. Have the frog jump on it to break it, let the turtle swim in it: Boom! Its a five foot teenage ninja mutant. It simply does a backflip out of the tank and kicks a foot soldier in the neck.

Ms Felony · 07-17-2009, 04:08 PM

CranialEntropy Wrote:
The Marshmallow Man Wrote:(u+3)/(4u+7)=1+(2(1-2u))/(5u-1)
u is either equal to 2 or -5. I could probably us the quadratic formula to eliminate one, but thats a pain in teh butt.

u = 2 and -5

Insanecowposse · 07-18-2009, 07:18 AM

How many possible numbers are there in the six digit lottery?

dirtymonkey22 · 07-18-2009, 07:45 AM

whats the doctors real name from dr who

***Stoopid Dog*** · 07-18-2009, 12:49 PM

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE

ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE EARLY DURING THE 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLD POPULATION WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.

N-Do · 07-18-2009, 03:10 PM

1 yellow = Norwegian-dunhill-water-cats
2 blue = horses-blends-Dane-tea
3 red = brit-milk-Pall Mall-Birds
4 green = coffee-German-Prince
5 white = Swede-Dogs-Blue Master-Beer

Basicly the German in the green house owns the fish

took me a lil bit, but i finally got it

Paullehh · 07-18-2009, 04:13 PM

N-Do Wrote:1 yellow = Norwegian-dunhill-water-cats
2 blue = horses-blends-Dane-tea
3 red = brit-milk-Pall Mall-Birds
4 green = coffee-German-Prince
5 white = Swede-Dogs-Blue Master-Beer

Basicly the German in the green house owns the fish

took me a lil bit, but i finally googled it

N-Do · 07-19-2009, 02:17 PM

Paullehh Wrote:
N-Do Wrote:1 yellow = Norwegian-dunhill-water-cats
2 blue = horses-blends-Dane-tea
3 red = brit-milk-Pall Mall-Birds
4 green = coffee-German-Prince
5 white = Swede-Dogs-Blue Master-Beer

Basicly the German in the green house owns the fish

took me a lil bit, but i finally googled it

fuck you son, i actually worked on that shit, why you thinks its all out of order?

Paullehh · 07-19-2009, 02:30 PM

Slacker · 07-19-2009, 02:32 PM

STRetard Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:does he look like a bitch?
oh snap, ! forgot one...

answer: yes, but who are you talking about?

marcellus wallace

Slacker · 07-19-2009, 02:32 PM

STRetard Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:does he look like a bitch?
oh snap, ! forgot one...

answer: yes, but who are you talking about?

marcellus wallace

***sTr*** · 07-19-2009, 02:35 PM

Slacker Wrote:
STRetard Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:
Slacker Wrote:does he look like a bitch?
oh snap, ! forgot one...

answer: yes, but who are you talking about?

marcellus wallace

big deal, it was just a massage....

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