have u ever

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SHIT your self or came close

i remember me and a freind were on bikes about a half mile from my house and my stomach droped !!!!
i jumped off that bike so fast and he was just dieing laughing at me he kept telling me to power through your almost home. have you ever tried hold a shit wile rideing a bike wtf .
well i barley made it and did i mention i had to go up stairs and the door was lock to my place i was banging the fuck out of it untill my girl opend up and i yelled move god dam it !!!!

and wile i was in there i hear my friend and girl cracking up


so tell your funny shit story