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Insanecowposse · 08-12-2009, 06:09 PM

Ok heres what happened there is only one phone number in the house cus its all we can afford right now so I gave the girl the house number. I answer it and My uncle answers at the same time. He says Hi I had an epiphany God is an Atheist. She says "i want to talk to steve <thats me>" He claims the phone was breaking up at the time and he couldn't hear. He then asked her if she knows any women his age. <i am on the phone trying to talk but hes talking over me at this point> He says he 62 she says her mom is 60. He says well then I could be your father. <in a previous conversation she says her dad was brutally murdered and she doesn't like to talk about it> She gets upset and says I don't want anyone to try to replace my father. He says I don't want to be your father then maybe me and steve can double date with you and your mom. Being polite she says uh yeah sure ok may I speak to steve. Since that conversation she has been distant and avoiding going out anywhere when before she was really eager.
He claims he did nothing wrong he was just making conversation with her and if she can't understand than its not meant to be and hes not sorry. I explained the whole thing to him about I just met this girl and you came on heavy with all your bullshit and may have scared her off you dickhead. Let me know what you think.

***sTr*** · 08-12-2009, 06:13 PM

bajaj, ! can see where they are coming from just because ! know Larry, and ! could see him doing the same shit... but you are totally in the right on this, you should take away his phone privileges until he can act 62....

Keezie · 08-12-2009, 06:27 PM

he sounds like a complete fucktard

Paullehh · 08-12-2009, 06:29 PM

Just don't speak to her atall for a few days :)

Ms Felony · 08-12-2009, 06:45 PM

buy yourself a cheap cell phone you dumbass, you wont have this problem.

CranialEntropy · 08-12-2009, 06:57 PM

Oh snap, creeper alert.

Grimlin · 08-12-2009, 07:40 PM

agagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga......Nothing like waking up and reading that.

Star · 08-12-2009, 11:02 PM

i would stay the fuck away from your entire family after that, forever.

dirtymonkey22 · 08-13-2009, 03:35 AM

and thats why i dont talk to my dad that often

Ms Felony · 08-13-2009, 04:20 AM

next time you see her just tell her he's mentally derranged and cant help it.

dirtymonkey22 · 08-13-2009, 04:58 AM

but its true

Alyzzia · 08-13-2009, 06:15 AM

hahaha your uncle is a cock blocker

Grant · 08-13-2009, 07:37 PM

some funny shit there lol.

Enigma · 08-13-2009, 07:41 PM

Ms Felony Wrote:next time you see her just tell her he's mentally retarded and cant help it.

***sTr*** · 08-14-2009, 10:22 AM

let her meet larry and his dad won't seem so bad...

Insanecowposse · 08-14-2009, 04:38 PM

Let her meet him?! Are you crazy the son of a bitch walks up to pretty much every woman grabbing at him with his nasty overly long brittle yellow nails talking about you wann come home with me. It so embarrassing being anywhere with him and when you try to explain in a nice way he gets all sorts of pissed off and violent.

Enigma · 08-15-2009, 03:22 AM

knock him out and put a helmet on him. tell her that he's in an "off" time.

Insanecowposse · 08-15-2009, 10:25 PM

that might actually work and i'll yell duck charlies everywhere.

Insanecowposse · 08-15-2009, 10:27 PM

Seriously this is what i am working with here. What the fuck do you do with that in the house?

Grimlin · 08-15-2009, 11:00 PM

Seriously,You need to move out.....It's the only solution to the problem.If anything this should motivate you to try and get your shit together and say fuck them mother fuckers.

Plan and simple...your family is nutty.

You remind me of my homie back home,his family is EXACTLY like that.Sure they are funny and entertaining at times,but man....they got me second guessing what the hell is wrong with his family sometimes.

People can be out right crazy....

Insanecowposse · 08-15-2009, 11:18 PM

I am moving out and moving in with dirtymonkey larry. THey are begging me to stay just a little longer to help them get their shit together so i don't leave them fucked.

Grimlin · 08-15-2009, 11:27 PM

Well,that's up to you.Honestly if you do stay,will they get they shit together?

If not,what's the point in staying?

Insanecowposse · 08-16-2009, 12:01 AM

the kid is about to start college i don't want to discourage him. They need like about one month of help to get ready financially to deal with me leaving. I am just trying to be nice.

Grimlin · 08-16-2009, 12:15 AM

Word...sounds reasonable...

Star · 08-16-2009, 09:20 AM

tell those fuckers to pick up their trash after themselves

Grimlin · 08-16-2009, 10:30 AM

Star Wrote:tell those fuckers to pick up their trash after themselves

LOL...those bottles have been sitting there for weeks.Right by the walk in under the little table.

It's the first thing that catches my eyes.

Star · 08-16-2009, 11:55 AM

oh, i haven't noticed. i haven't really watched many of the videos he's posted, not because i don't like him, but just because i don't watch any videos online if i can help it.

Insanecowposse · 08-16-2009, 03:00 PM

the kid drinks moon mist and mountain holler the store brand version of moon mist and he throws them on the ground. I cannot clean as fast as they make messes.

***sTr*** · 08-16-2009, 03:07 PM

Bajaj @ mountain holler...

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CrAzYT · 08-16-2009, 03:52 PM

I think the argument is settled - you've got a weird fuckin' family...

Slacker · 08-16-2009, 05:05 PM

burn the place down

dirtymonkey22 · 08-16-2009, 05:27 PM

now thats why we offered him to move in with me and wife it will be a little crowded but CP will be so much better off. ive been telling him they same shit all you guys are saying and i know my dad and bro better then anyone yeah my dad needs a little help now hes getting older but my bro can help out

***sTr*** · 08-17-2009, 09:17 AM

how many more kids you plan on having? and do you feed your kids ham? last question, do you bang your wife though a sheet?

dirtymonkey22 · 08-17-2009, 09:21 AM

well i dont want anymore kids and yes on the ham
and no i just make sure its really dark before i fuck your mom

***sTr*** · 08-17-2009, 09:24 AM

bajaj....

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