Chef cracks the KFC secret recipe

[Insanecowposse]

By Vidya Rao
TODAY staff
updated 11:13 a.m. ET, Tues., July 21, 2009
The obsession started years ago after a challenge from his wife: Could finance manager Ron Douglas, an avid cook and Kentucky Fried Chicken fan, really crack the code to the best-kept culinary secret in the country? After several attempts, the Long Island, N.Y., man says he may know the 11 herbs and spices in KFC’s recipe — and now he's sharing the secret with the world.

Douglas, 34, began his quest by searching the Internet for clues to the recipe. He found that there were thousands of people looking for directions to help them duplicate their favorite restaurant meals at home. In answer to their prayers, he started the Web site recipesecrets.net.

[Slacker]

ingredients

[sTr]

fuck colonial sanders anyway, the secret ingredient was slaves....

[Slacker]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

[sTr]

soylent green is slightly higher quality then slave meat....

[juggalogigolo]

ITS PEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[sTr]

!'m sorry but slaves are only 2/3 of a person....

[Star]

holy fuck, i remember one night i was laying in bara, and he said "soylent green is people" and i had no idea wtf he meant, and he laughed, and went back to sleep, it was creepy as fuck. i still don't know what it is

[dirtymonkey22]

well i know kfc is 1 part hoe remember when those girls took a bath in the sinks there and posted the pics on myspace

[dirtymonkey22]

[sTr]

?

[dirtymonkey22]

bajjajajjajajajajajaajjjjajnbbbajjajbaabjaja

[Star]

i like kfc, because there are always naked bitches in front of the one on 38th street holding signs protesting cruelty to chicks, it's awesome

[sTr]

hell yeah, kfc is the worst when it comes to treating animals like shit....

[dirtymonkey22]

yeah i walk right by those assholes then offer them some chicken they get pretty pissed and i tell the cruelty tast great and i think its #9 out of 11 but i do think its funny you never see those asshole at a black area kfc thell kill me

[Insanecowposse]

can you explain what you said in english monkey i need a translation

[Star]

bajaj

i leave them alone, they're always hot naked bitches, if they want to stand in the middle of the ghetto naked, that's their call

[Autumn]

They're actually naked? Like, completely? That's crazy!

[Star]

word, they just wear a sign to cover up their boobs, but you can see, if you look at them from the side, that they are fully naked.

[Autumn]

And they don't get busted for public indecency? I guess IN is a lot different from here, lmao

[Star]

i have no idea how long they stand there...i think as long as their boobs and ass are covered, it's not really public indecency. i've seen the cops talking to them before, but i was always on my way to work, so i never stopped to see if they got told to leave, or what.

[sTr]

So, someone should post this recipe so ! can make some KFT, Kentucky Fried Tofu...

[Stoopid Dog]

Screw this shit, The recipe wasnt posted on the main page.

-bakes chicken instead

[sTr]

-baked tofu tonight....

[Stoopid Dog]

agag, veggie are ya?

[Stoopid Dog]

bajaj@ I remember you are now

-remebers a i love tufo website or soemthing.

[sTr]

ahoy matey, ye are correct....

[Stoopid Dog]

Good shit.

[sTr]

that shit is bomb... tofurkey celebration roast... ! could eat of those everyday....

[Star]

that looks awful, like it has little bug eggs all over it, things like that make me sick, sometimes i won't drink pop out of a bottle because the carbonation in it looks like fish eggs

/shudder

[Insanecowposse]

its in the book someone prolly posted it somewhere on the net.

[Autumn]

Ew. I've never had tofu. What does it taste like? Is there anything to compare it to?

[sTr]

it has it's own taste, but tofurkey tastes like turkey, but w/o the dryness....

[Autumn]

Really? And tofu is better for you?

[sTr]

yes, same protien as the meat,, but about the quarter of the fat....