No Friends, Mo Problems

[juggalogigolo]

My jaw would get sore if I did it all day and all night

[sTr]

get some anbesol for that shit....

[juggalogigolo]

Which then gets on her twat, so she can't feel shit. Defeating the entire purpose

[sTr]

you sure are full of excuses....

[juggalogigolo]

Yep

[sTr]

and you reply fast, it's hard to keep up while !'m trying to look like !'m working....

[holagatita]

His usual excuse is his facial hair and not wanting to look like a st bernard after lol

[sTr]

best excuse ever....

[juggalogigolo]

^ girl goo gets very cold and gooey when caked in a beard. It's like smearing cold Vaseline on your face and leaving it there

[sTr]

use that shit as styling grease and bring back the pringles mustache...

[juggalogigolo]

I've got mustache wax for that.

[sTr]

yeah, but snatch goo is way cooler.

[juggalogigolo]

It dosent hold as well, and it's not waterproof

[sTr]

worked for me

[juggalogigolo]

You can't grow a mustache you fucking liar

[sTr]

-grows mad mustaches

[juggalogigolo]

Pfffft. The very first year we went to the gathering you had side burns that were literally only 6 hairs that were 3 inches long

[sTr]

yeah, like 10 years ago

[juggalogigolo]

Yea it's been a long ass time. You're probably up to like 12 hairs now

[sTr]

! had some rocking side burns last summer, !'ll have to grow them back out to show you how glorious ! can get them

[juggalogigolo]

Word, do it

[sTr]

! will

[juggalogigolo]

No you won't

[sTr]

! might

[juggalogigolo]

You will

[sTr]

! know, ! told you

[juggalogigolo]

Good