Love is..

[psychopathic penguin]

..a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken, he can't complain because he was hungry in the first place.

[psychopathic penguin]

^^^

[sTr]

but instead of chocolate, they were chocolate flavored condoms and he was too tired and hungry to care.

[psychopathic penguin]

Love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't want to reduce it all because if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales.

Without rapists who's gonna buy your whistles?

[juggalogigolo]

how the fuck is that love?

[holagatita]

(12-16-2013, 11:21 PM)fred Wrote:  how the fuck is that love?

rape whistle thing is from this