Funny bar story from last night

[Stoopid Dog]

I've been on a drinking spree the past few weeks. Been fun as fuck. Last night I booze cruised, with a dd of course, and ending up in a small town bar outside the city. I walked in and of scoped out the "scene". There was this girl walking around the bar with a black eye. She was basically trying to throw her pussy at the first dick that would stick it. Me and my boy were making jokes about it as she was walking past.

She walked up and asked me if I was laughing at her eye. Of course I played off and said "no.". After talking about it for a second, getting her name and just kinda shooting the shit with her, my friend asked her this.

"What do you tell "girls name" with a black eye?"
She asked "What?"
"Nothing you done told her once!".

/story

[Insanecowposse]

I may have heard that before about 15 years ago.

[Grimlin]

If you ever been around rednecks that joke comes out A LOT!

[Insanecowposse]

I said to my wife damn your pussy is big damn your pussy is big. she said why did you say it twice I said I didn't.

[Stoopid Dog]

I know the joke was old, just funny how it was finally used in a real life situation.