Quote of the day.

[Paullehh]

Having stumbled across 2 such quotes today that were brilliant, we should have a thread to share them if ever you hear/read some good ones..

Quote: If women don't think they're meant to cook.... Why do they have milk and eggs inside them?

Quote:Scientists have finally invented a car that runs on water, unfortunately the water needs to come from the gulf of mexico

[sTr]

Quote:Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.

[Slacker]

niggas b trippn

[Insanecowposse]

"Cosmopolitan magazine says one in three people are ugly so look to your left and look to your right and if you don't see an ugly person guess what? Your Gods little joke" Gallagher

[N-Do]

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys Wrote:...Cuz witnesses give out perscriptions, and once the police have your perscription, your fucked.

[Paullehh]

Quote:Mr. Aldi says:
why did you want a boat in the first place?
The Black Alliance says:
to boost kovurt design
Mr. Aldi says:
sell websites at sea?
The Black Alliance says:
well no
Mr. Aldi says:
how was a boat going to help you do that?
The Black Alliance says:
cause peopel would see it
Mr. Aldi says:
why not just put a advert in the local papers
The Black Alliance says:
nobody reads papers anymore, wtf dude its 2010
Mr. Aldi says:
it's 2010 nobody reads papers...they read boats

[Ms Felony]

^^ dumbass, changing your name

psychokilla says:
word
alot of people are not so willing to buy of forums though..i could easy take the cash n just not send the item
not interested in doing that shit but you can never be too safe online lol prob have been a good few torags ripping people off on there

The Black Alliance says:
true
probably had fluffy on there

psychokilla says:
lol fluffy wouldn't pass the registration test to see if you are not a bot

[Paullehh]

Ms Felony Wrote:^^ dumbass, changing your name

My name hasn't been psychokilla on msn for years. just you have me as some kinda custom contact.
Fagbot.

[Ms Felony]

lol, calling me a fagbot, I'm not the one using Mr Aldi as a name....

[Paullehh]

Ms Felony Wrote:lol, calling me a fagbot, I'm not the one using Mr Aldi as a name....

Ms Felony is more hetro?

fail.

[Ms Felony]

you have no argument

[Insanecowposse]

all your base are belong to us

[sTr]

"her breasts are growing out of control"