How many nicknames for masturbation do you know?

[Insanecowposse]

I'll start it

1.beating little johnny behind the bushes.
2ruffing up the suspect
3 wrestling under the big top
4. choking the chicken.
5 Pulling the hamstring
6 yanking your chain
7 sliding down the firemans pole.
8 beating the bald headed dummy
9. rubbing one out
10 the one man show

and just for fun throw in a couple female masturbation jokes. Digging for pearls, clam dip double dipping etc.

[Paullehh]

Polishing the lighthouse (wanking in the bath)
spanking the monkey..
beat the meat
5 knuckle shuffle
shakeing hands with the wee man

[Keezie]

flogging the dolphin
jerkin the gherkin

[dirtymonkey22]

polishing the tool

playing wak a mole

[Paullehh]

Wanking
Jerking off
Tossing
having a stroke

[Shiro]

Slapping the salami
Waxing the weasel
Flogging the Log
Husking the Corn
Rubbing the Genie lamp
Peeling the Banana
Making the camel spit
Shanking the inmate

[Star]

so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.

[Paullehh]

Names for female genitals is another thread all together.

[Star]

lol no thx

[sTr]

Star Wrote:lol yes please

[Shiro]

Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.

My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.

[sTr]

seems weird that cunt is the worst....

[Star]

Meh, I've said it before in reference to the body part, not a bitch. I'd much rather cunt than clam.

[Alyzzia]

Shiro Wrote:

Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.

My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.

I use the word cunt quite frequently because it offends so many people.

As for when I refer to masturbation I say Jill off, click my mouse, pushing my button, and tweedeling for some reason

[sTr]

bajaj @ jill off....

[Grimlin]

Buffing the mushroom

[Shiro]

Alyzzia Wrote:

Shiro Wrote:

Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.

My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.

I use the word cunt quite frequently because it offends so many people.

As for when I refer to masturbation I say Jill off, click my mouse, pushing my button, and tweedeling for some reason

Clearly the reason for using the term tweedeling is because it's awesome.

[Alyzzia]

Shiro Wrote:

Alyzzia Wrote:

Shiro Wrote:

Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.

My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.

I use the word cunt quite frequently because it offends so many people.

As for when I refer to masturbation I say Jill off, click my mouse, pushing my button, and tweedeling for some reason

Clearly the reason for using the term tweedeling is because it's awesome.

lol!

There are not too many good ones for girls, we should think of new and better ones like tweedeling.

Also, playing in my easter basket.

[Star]

bajaja, easter basket? interesting

[dirtymonkey22]

what i thibk is funny is that there are so many names for dicks an pussy but when we have sex we only use the most common ones just think when you fucking and ur like baby you furburgers so wet now take this thunder rod

[Star]

i just say penis and vagina, i feel retarded saying anything else

[dirtymonkey22]

i dont know i love it when a women says pussy

[Star]

to each his own