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Autumn · 06-14-2009, 12:34 PM

OMFG If I had a teacher who said "What up ninja?" I'd fall in love. ahaha.

Yeah, misconceptions of juggalos are imminent (sp?). Most people think we're uneducated whores/drug dealers, etc etc. Alas, I do agree with a lot of juggalettes being whores. ahaha. *shrugs* It's whatever.

psychopathic penguin · 06-14-2009, 03:55 PM

-medical assistant/anesthesia technician

-currently full time b6 whore

TheB6Bitch · 06-14-2009, 03:57 PM

<~~Nurse

psychopathic penguin · 06-14-2009, 03:59 PM

-has to get RN then go back for CRNA

TheB6Bitch · 06-14-2009, 08:03 PM

awsomeness

juggalogigolo · 06-14-2009, 10:07 PM

only fags are nurses

***sTr*** · 06-14-2009, 11:10 PM

<---- wishes ! Was a nurse

psychopathic penguin · 06-14-2009, 11:12 PM

crna's start at about 85k/yr fresh out of school

***sTr*** · 06-14-2009, 11:14 PM

Man, !'m feelin' gayer by the second...

juggalogigolo · 06-15-2009, 12:36 AM

baajajaj fag

***sTr*** · 06-15-2009, 12:36 AM

<------ Nurse

juggalogigolo · 06-15-2009, 12:44 AM

lol fag

TheGreenBK · 06-15-2009, 12:51 AM

STRetard Wrote:<------ Nurse

Give me a prostate exam with your tongue

juggalogigolo · 06-15-2009, 12:52 AM

prostate exams are teh suck

Toxic Love · 06-15-2009, 03:18 AM

Deadbody Man Wrote:Driver. Throughout New England. Delivering Trailer parts to fat slobs and chain smokers. Not a great job but I like to travel and have infinate smoke breaks. That, and making pizza part time. Gotta pay the bills.

I LOVE YOU. WE STILL NEVER WENT TO PROM. <3333333333

psychopathic penguin Wrote:crna's start at about 85k/yr fresh out of school

HAHAHAHA. No, they don't. They need to take their boards and work for a few years before they make THAT much. Unless the places near you are that desperate. We had a technician assistant that worked in CCU at my hospital for 4 years... from high school into college. She just got her RN degree and now has to take the boards. Working right now she only makes $18 an hour SINCE she doesn't have all the credentials yet. Fresh out of school, my ass dude.

Slacker · 06-15-2009, 09:22 AM

-freelance web monkey

***sTr*** · 06-15-2009, 09:22 AM

<---- at work now...

juggalogigolo · 06-15-2009, 07:14 PM

just got off work

***sTr*** · 06-15-2009, 07:22 PM

Just got out as well, can't wait to start drinkin'...

Toxic Love · 06-16-2009, 01:40 AM

I called out today. Sunday pissed me off too much since we were insanely busy and I was just not in the mood.

juggalogigolo · 06-16-2009, 02:00 AM

sucks

Autumn · 06-16-2009, 02:30 AM

Aren't you always busy though, Kelly? It's an emergency clinic, right?

Toxic Love · 06-16-2009, 04:02 AM

Yeah but not to the point where we had a 4 hour wait. The last time we had a 4 hour wait for emergencies was Labor Day last year. That night I worked a 19 hour shift. Sunday I stayed 3 hours late along with 2 other techs that were supposed to leave at midnight with me. I was also scheduled to work ICU but was pulled between that and triage due to the overwhelming insanity.

So no, it sucked balls. And whenever that happens, I am calling out.

I was smart for 4th of July. We get a fresh new class of intern vets fresh out of vet school this week. 4th of July is always crazy... especially with interns who are unsure of EVERYTHING. I decided to sign up for CCU since they can't pull me out of there for anything and the craziness is contained to the box we call CCU. :)

KaOTiK · 06-16-2009, 05:12 AM

bajaj @ me getting pwned twice in this thread..
.. before even posting in it
1. for being a rap "artist"
2. for working at a gas station

evulninja · 06-16-2009, 06:12 AM

im retired.. or unemployed if you wanna be a dick about it

Autumn · 06-16-2009, 12:24 PM

I wanted to go vet school.. but I'm thinking I'm too old and can't afford it now. I was thinking about doing a vet tech program, amongst other things. We'll see how that goes.

juggalogigolo · 06-17-2009, 03:05 AM

im to broke and lazy to go back to school

Grimlin · 06-17-2009, 01:07 PM

I'm gonna shoot a deer and have Fred butcher it for me....<---- I love only men....

***sTr*** · 06-17-2009, 01:19 PM

damn, you werded yourself...

juggalogigolo · 06-17-2009, 02:23 PM

word

psychopathic penguin · 06-17-2009, 06:41 PM

Toxic Love Wrote:
psychopathic penguin Wrote:crna's start at about 85k/yr fresh out of school
HAHAHAHA. No, they don't. They need to take their boards and work for a few years before they make THAT much. Unless the places near you are that desperate. We had a technician assistant that worked in CCU at my hospital for 4 years... from high school into college. She just got her RN degree and now has to take the boards. Working right now she only makes $18 an hour SINCE she doesn't have all the credentials yet. Fresh out of school, my ass dude.

i was making $15/hr as an anesthesia tech with no college and no certifications

around metro-detroit, RNs average $30-40/hr (i think my ma makes like $35.50 or something like that), CRNAs pull twice that

you're not really an RN or CRNA until you pass your boards.. yeah you have a degree but you're not going to find a job until you're certified.. i took an EMT-Basic course my senior year of high school and aced it, set the grading curve on the final exam, ect. but never took my state boards so i'm not really an EMT-B, i just have the training)

i know that before you can even be accepted into an anesthesia program (which is 18 months long), you have to work as an RN for a minimum of 2 years

but after graduation and passing boards, 85k/yr isn't too far off

i know the hospital i used to work at posted openings for CRNAs at $70-80/hr

and just a little tid-bit i dug up -

http://www.crnajobs.com/ Wrote:Forty percent of CRNA salary survey respondents said their 2007 income was about the same as (25%), or less than (15%), their income in 2006. However, 60 percent reported an income increase between 2006 and 2007. Thirty-seven percent reported a raise of 2 to 9 percent and 23 percent reported an increase of 10 percent or more.

Overall 2008 CRNA annual compensation averaged $163,467.30, roughly 92 percent of the average $178,084 for 2007 CRNA respondents to the LocumTenens.com nurse anesthetist salary survey. While 54 percent of respondents were employer-based, 42 percent had worked as a locum tenens provider and 32 percent reported working on a locum tenens or contract basis exclusively.

Like 2007 survey participants, this year's rural nurse anesthetist salary survey respondents reported the highest salary average relative to the metro or suburban CRNA salary averages reported:

*Rural average $174,214.30

*Metro average $164,148.80

*Suburban average $156,630.70

Twenty-five percent of 2008 CRNA salary survey respondents reported practicing in rural areas; the rest of this year's CRNA respondents were almost evenly split between major metro areas (38%) and suburban areas (37%).

Most 2008 CRNA respondents (84%) said they would choose medicine as a career again if given the choice.

so yes, 85k/yr fresh out of school with your certifications

actually $114,008 according to http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Nurse_Anesthetist_(CRNA)/Salary

Nuke-A-Loop · 06-17-2009, 10:33 PM

evulninja · 06-17-2009, 10:41 PM

i used to make 16 an hour before i got my d.u.i. i used to drive a box truck for an auto parts company. i only had to work 2 days a week and got 40 hours a week even if i only worked 12.. and the best thing was it was all local driving. i usually got through in about 3 hours a day. i fuckin loved that job but they fired me for getting a d.u.i... (i was not on the job when i got it but they found out) i wish i wasnt such a dumbass. id still be working.

tdot · 06-17-2009, 11:19 PM

i work full time in a receiving department/ apprentacing to become a tattoo artist/ saving to go to school for visual arts and saving up to open my own shop

evulninja · 06-17-2009, 11:21 PM

thats awesome

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