So, this guy I work with..

[Autumn]

won 100,000 on a 5 dollar lottery scratch off. He's getting 75k in about 4 weeks.

Lucky bastid.

[Slacker]

fuuuuuuuuck!

id shit my pants, cos i could afford new ones

[Autumn]

Well, he's a recovering alcoholic, and he's never owned a thing in his life. He's all freaked out about being able to have a bit of stabilization in his life.

[Slacker]

think of all the booze he could buy!

[Autumn]

its damn true

[sTr]

* buys him a 40 to get him off the wagon to pillage his booty (money he won, not his buns)...

[Toxic Love]

The mega millions a few months ago in NJ... this office bought a few tickets for everybody. Turns out, they won and it was bought at the little gas station I get gas at before I go to work. lolz.

[Keezie]

too bad you don't get lotto tickets, huh

[sTr]

* buys 40's instead of the lotto *

[XIII]

Recovering alcoholic wins lottery?

My bet is he becomes an alcoholic and wastes all his money.

Most likely on a car.

[sTr]

Won't even get as far as a car, too many liquor stores on the way...

[psychopathic penguin]

it's true

[evulninja]

hahahah.. shit. id buy 211's for everyone 79 cents a 16 oz.. i could get so many motherfuckers drunk on that shit then still have $99,899.00 hahahah

[sTr]

fuck yeah!!!!!


FTW

[evulninja]

<---- I love only men bitch

[juggalogigolo]

dudes gonna be ever more of fuck up now than when he was poor, i guarantee 5 years from now hes back to not having shit

[Joshy]

he's going to go back to being an alcoholic in no time flat when tax day comes around

[dirtymonkey22]

i say we hit him over the head rob him and we can run away together