My wife is way cooler than me because.....

[insane]

If Strip clubs weren't awesome people wouldn't pay to go to them and they would all shut down.
They are awesome, the women are sexy and they make you feel good.
I am not seeing where a straight man does not enjoy beautiful naked women dancing around and then later grinding there naked body on them. What straight man does not like the naked hot women?
What I am saying is your gay John, or you have deep christian values that make you feel guilty about being attracted to more than one woman.

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I actually thought you would want pics of the shit to be honest, cus I have some.
I did have a good time a much better time than I thought I would, and I spent much less than I expected to.
When you have kids there is a list of places you can't go and that is one of them so it brought the excitement of going there back for me. If you don't think its worth the money then, don't go.