Fuck Target

[insane]

So my wife actually talked me into the Black Friday sales that started early on Thanksgiving night. We went to Sears at first and it wasn't that bad you walk right in the door get what you want <except electronics> and get out. SO we got the kids clothes and Wifey a little lotion and smell good spray. Then we went to motherfucking Target. The son of a bitch had no carts so everyone was holding there shit by hand. The cashiers were roped off and the line was indicated by a woman holding a balloon pointing to a blue line made on the ground by tape. The line weaved in and out of every aisle back and forth around the store. We were in there for like an hour waiting for the line to die down but the fucker kept getting longer. We found good deals on toys and a gaming chair for 35 as well as a digital photo frame for 20 but fuck that shit we walked out. We then went to Macy's in the mall got a fuck load of perfume for wifey because you got these sweet ass sound proof HD headphones with 75$ purchase. No line there or really anywhere else. Spent 170$ total.