Clockblock To The Whitehouse 2012.

[KillaMo187]

We got the cockopus. sTr made it american. So we might as well have this for the 2012 election thread..

COCKBLOCK TO THE WHITEHOUSE 2012

So let's take a look at the fighters buying for the title of "your president"

THE DEFENDING CHAMPION

The current President: Barack Hussein Obama. Born in Hawaii to a white mother and an african polygamist. He's a former Senator of the state of Illionis. He hails from Chicago. He's christian (not that we're gonna hold that against him) and democrat. His running mate is Joe Biden.


THE CHALLENGERS

Challenger #1: Mitt Romney. He's Mormon (Pretty much a Polygamist). He was born in Michigan and the former Gov of Massachusetts He's republican. His running mate is Wisconsin union worker's most hated Representative Paul Ryan.


Challenger #2: Gary Johnson. He's the former governor of New Mexico. Friends with Ron Paul. During his time as Gov he left the state with a $1 billion budget surplus. The Washington Times has reported that when Johnson left office, "the size of state government had been substantially reduced and New Mexico was enjoying a large budget surplus. He repersents the Libertarian Party His running mate is former California State Judge Jim Gray.


Challenger #3: Jill Stein an old school hippie and medical doctor from Massachusetts. She's also a political activist having already been arrested this year during a sit-in at a Philadelphia bank to protest housing foreclosures on behalf of several city residents struggling to keep their homes. She beat Comedy legend/nut farmer Roseanne Barr for the Nomination of the Green Party. Her running mate is fellow political activist Cheri Honkala.

Click here for the rest of the nomminees in the third party. Side with whoever you want. Let's do something not seen in a current/former Juggalo forum since 2005 and that's... Well.. Let's fucking talk Politics here.

Thanks for reading.