Joke of the week: Aug 1st - 2012

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A lizard is walking through the jungle and smells something burning

He looks up in a tree and sees a monkey burning something

The lizard says "Hey Monkey, what are you doing up there?"

The monkey replies "smoking a joint"

The lizard asks "What's a joint?"

The monkey tells the lizard "Get up here, you gotta try this"

They smoke the joint and the monkey asks "So, how do you feel?"

The lizard replies "Great, but I'm kind of thirsty"

The monkey tells the lizard "Follow this trail to the bottom of the hill and you'll find a pond, get some water and I'll roll us another joint"

The lizard follows the trail and starts drinking out of the pond when an alligator appears

"Hey, you drinking from my pond" says the alligator

The lizard says "I was smoking a joint with this monkey and I got thirsty, he pointed me here"

"Wait, did you say a money, smoking a joint? I gotta see this" says the alligator

The lizard tells the alligator "Follow this trail up to the top of the hill and he's in the first tree on the left"

The alligator follows the trail up to the tree and yells "Hey monkey, what are you doing up there"

The monkey replies "Damn, how much water did you drink lizard"



my buddy that !'m visiting taught me this one, it cracks me up every time.