Valentines Gay

[Stoopid Dog]

I plan on starting the night off with a fourty of King Kobra and some crack cocaine. After I slam down the first fourty I plan on smacking my bitch around and making her go to the Liquor store to get me more booze. While she is out Im going to call 1900 numbers and ejaculate as many times as possible all over her socks and underwear.


When she gets back Im going to hit my rock cocaine and slap that bitch with the empty bottle of booze.

Most likely the nieghbors will call the cops, in which the time it takes the 5-0 to show up, Im going to smoke more rock cocaine and set the building on fire, in hopes to kill the nosey neighbors.

When I wake up in the holding cell at the local county jail I plan on calling and telling that bitch she is going to die for having me arrested.

Ill get out and wait to next Valintines day, which includes 5 joints laced with PCP.