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Email I just got:

From: FBI Headquarters
Subject: FBI Alert <Final Warning. Don't Reply Back to Us, Contact EFCC Below Immediately?>

Quote:Attention:
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Funds, you are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION,London- England to obtain the above required document, find below their contact information's:
Contact Person: Rev. Daniel Parker
PRINCIPAL STAFF OFFICER ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
Rev Smith Email: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:revjohnsmith@efccmail.com">revjohnsmith@efccmail.com</a><!-- e -->
Lagos Office Address 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, London,England
Ensure you contact them EFCC with your Full Name,Address and phone number/cell number.
Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning.
Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC OF London,England where the fund was transfer from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of the Document, which will be issued in your name. due to the content of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF ENGLAND the sum of Usd250Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your Usd1.5 million will be release to you, That is the lay down rules for EFCC OF NIGERIA to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it for verification and approval.
NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism
WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed....... As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed you are law abiding citizen whom would not want have scuffles with the authority, in and outside America.
We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so dont dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed.The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. the funds inquestion was depsited by those people that contacted you.
Note: You are to contact them (EFCC) with your full names,phone number/cell number and full address via their email which i stated above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents within the next 24 hours.
Faithfully Your's
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
Note contact the EFCC office: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:revjohnsmith@efccmail.com">revjohnsmith@efccmail.com</a><!-- e --> you have less than 24 hours to contact them.

I'd be terrified if it weren't for the fact that I doubt the FBI would use contractions in the subject, and contact me by email to warn me about being arrested. Well, and the run-on sentences and general poor grammar. The sad thing is that I'm sure some fools will fall for this.