still trying to collect unemployment

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it's been over 3 weeks now, and every time ! send something in to them they find a way to fuck it up. so initially ! filed and they sent me a letter saying they couldn't do it at the time because ! had to collect my vacation pay first. Funny part about that is ! did collect it before ! filed, and it was for a whopping 5.66 hours. Anyway, so ! dealt with that, faxed the shit in and never heard back. Called em back a week and a half later and they never touched my paperwork. Back on the phone, over an hour of hole, get the lady on the phone and she said it was because ! never filed my weekly claim. ! told her that ! had no indication to do so since it wasn't approved yet, so she went and back dated everything for me, filed for me, everything was looking good. Saturday comes around(over a week after the last call) and ! get another letter that says sorry can't pay because you said you worked this day. Pretty much, the dumb ass that was on the phone hit one of the filing answers wrong, on top of that they had the wrong collection amount. The amount was supposed to be $240/week, and they had $117 down. Called em up again today, waited on hold for 2 hours this time, the lady pretty much tells me take the $117 or cancel and restart the whole process, with a one week waiting period for the cancellation. Needless to say, ! ripped them a new fuckin' asshole for everyone in their family tree, and guess what, it fuckin' worked, they are kissing my ass and getting it done today, hopefully. ! told them ! was suing them for causing me to loose my house because they have incompetent workers. fuck them, fuck the government, and when ! get my first unemployment check !'m spending it all on drugs, hookers and anything else that illegal that gets in my way.