Fuck My Life

[Insanecowposse]

After 2 weeks of holding out for this stupid ass girl she tells me she has the day off and she wants to go out. This is at 8:30am she tells me all the places that we are going to go and then never calls back. Meanwhile I am being a supreme dick to anyone who talks on the phone too long and constantly checking to see if she called like a total friggin loser. Then when i have finally given up hope I decide to go out at like 1:30 am to get the dogs food cus they are out of food. On the way back the car dies about 3 miles from where I live. People are driving by like total assholes and just staring. I finally make it about a mile and a half pushing the car switching with Lycerancas or wtf
pushing or stearing to a 7-eleven. The guy agrees to jump the car and then it stalls. we try again and eventually we get it running and i take off it dies at about 9 and coolidge a few blockis from the house but still far when you pushing a car. Finally home i see that the fucking dogs got into a box of instant mashed potatoes and spread the crumbs all over the house. By the way Larry I'm gonna need a ride and a new alternator so yeah fuck my life what a shitty day.