Funny day at work

[Insanecowposse]

My boss Joe is a pretty young guy in his early twenties so he still kinda jokes around with me and Larry<dirtymonkey> He was saying the black guy whos super jesusy Dennis wasn't free and me and larry can't have him cus he's taken. So Dennis whos ultra sensitive hears his name and says what did he say about me?
I said Joe said some racist stuff about you not being free. He got this priceless look of shock and pissed off that made the boss back up with his hands in the <don't shoot!> position. Dennis screams out I'm not FREE?!
Oh my God the boss was terrified it was classic. Joe said "I didn't say it like that I didn't say that" I said you didn't say he wasn't free? He got more nervous and said "I didn't mean it like that" I said then how did you mean it.
I had to stop eventually cus i couldn't stop myself from laughing but it messed with his head pretty hard. Also thanks to Del Taco I invented a new X games sport called extreme power shitting where you strike extreme poses and trying to shit while holding yourself in place. WHen I came out of the bathroom Larry had a huge cardboard slat marked with Olympic scores and the words <Feel Better?> Of course people walking by the bathroom were wondering what the hell a giant score card was doing there.