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[Ms Felony]

While I hav'nt been sorting the yacht out recently due to dodgy weather I decided to sort some other things out, One being where the hell am I gonna put my food, I could scatter it all around the little alcoves an stuff, but fuck that, it would piss me off after a bit trying to locate something which I probably would've eaten. :x

S I was in the local hardware store which is actually much more than a hardware store, they also do reclamation stuff so who knows what you might see the next time right.
Anyway, I saw some cylindrical plastic barrels about 2 feet high, So I opened one up and thought nah, they would be a bitch rolling over the fucking place damaging my goodies inside.
I go down the next isle and saw something much more suitable, But this is where it gets really interesting cause I opened the next container up and climbed inside waiting for some fuck to come down the isle and mess his head up.
Sitting inside this large container it was getting pretty hot, So i slowly lift the top of the lid to get some air and have a sneeky look around, I spot someone 2 isles over, So I wait inside till he comes over and I open the lid really fast and scream at him, His arms shoot up in the air and he full on jumps backwards knocking over a stand with some small butane gas canisters over and lands on the deck.
The last paragraph didn't really happen, I was just wondering if anybody would actually read all of this post, Here's two of the containers I bought which now contain a variety of goodies for the yacht.