Question and answer jokes

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Q: What has 1,000 legs but still cant walk?
A: Jerry's Kids.

Q: What do you call two Ethiopians eating?
A: Daydreamers!

Q: What is black and has eight legs?
A: The Jackson Four.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews went for the same penny.

Q: Why are girlfriends like clouds?
A: Eventually they'll fuck off and it'll be a really nice day.

Q: Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
A: He kept waking up twice a week.

Q. What does Pink Flyod and Dale Earnhart have in common?
A. Their greatest hits were The Wall.

Q: How do Mexicans cut there pizza?
A: With little caesars (scissors)