post a fucking joke

[evulninja]

heh.. i cant tell a joke like its supposed to be told so il improv..

theres this chick and she goes in to work one day and the janitor comes up to her and says
damn girl youre so fine ill pay you a hundred dollars to fuck me.
she was like hell no..
so he was like 200 dollars.. she was broke so she was like ill think about it,
so he said ill give you 250 dollars and ill be done before you can pick up the money ill throw it on the ground..
so she was like hangon ill have to ask my husband
so she calls her husband and he was like.. well he said hed be done before you could pick up the money off the ground so just pick it up as soon as he throws it down. so she was like hell yeah he wont even be able to put his dick in that quick. so the husband was like ok cool call me right when you get done. she agrees and goes back to the janitor and says o.k... well anyway 10 minutes goes by and she still hasnt called.. 20 minutes.. an hour goes by and the husband calls her and said damn, i thought you said you would call me back when he was done and it wouldnt take that long. she was like yeah im still not done that motherfucker paid me in all quarters.. hahahah