See Pee

[Autumn]

What part of Australia are you from?

See, I know this guy, from Sydney; who's in jail now. ha! Anyway, I wanted to know if you heard the story of him, as if it were on the news or something. I believe it happened quite a while ago. He killed his ex girlfriend, by strangling her with cable ties and stuffed her body in a duffel bag where it sat in a storage facility for six weeks before cops found it.

I can not make this up.