BEST IDEA EVARRRR!!!!

[Enigma]

so, I am a nerdy person. I crochet like a mad person because it's a great way to kill time. I have a RIDICULOUS hoard of yarn. Today I was thinking of projects to make and i decided the best idea ever is to crochet a baby blanket, like a bundling blanket, that looks like a vagina. Cuz...wouldn't it make the baby a little more comfortable in their new environment? BAJAJAJAJAJA!

[sTr]

let them ease their way into life...

[Slacker]

if someone crocheted me a vagina id get drunk and try to have sex with it

[TheB6Bitch]

OMG you should make me something...not a vagina blanket but something bad ass like one of those goofy hats or some shit lol

[Enigma]

bajaj! i found a pattern to make a boobie pillow too. a vagina blanket and booby pillow would go together so well.


i prefer to make stuffed animals. just cuz they work up soooo quickly. i'll make you a stuffed animal if you want. :)

[Autumn]

I want a stuffed Xavier!

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[FxXxckOff]

<3

[Enigma]

i don't think i could make yarn ooze with that much sex appeal. but i can try if you want a Xavier to cuddle with.

[TheB6Bitch]

i want a stuffed animal even better !!!

[Enigma]

what kind?

[TheB6Bitch]

hmmm idk what r my choices ?

[Enigma]

whatever you like. if i can't figure it out on my own, i'll find a pattern online. :)

[TheB6Bitch]

my favorite animal is a frog .....go with that

[sTr]

black cock it is

[Enigma]

bajaj at frog being synonymous with black cock.

[Autumn]

I'd.prefer snuggling with real Xavier. But ill take what I can get. ;)

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[TheB6Bitch]

black cock wtf?? lol

[Autumn]

I akshully freals want a stuffed animal. A dog preferably. I'll pay you for it too.

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[Slacker]

sTr Wrote:black cock it is