Michael Douglas has cancer?

[Insanecowposse]

The 65-year-old "Wall Street" actor told talk-show host David Letterman that a biopsy indicated that his cancer was at stage 4, which he described as "intense, and so they've got to go at it ..."

Letterman asked whether stage 4 was a good diagnosis. "Um no," Douglas replied, according to a transcript provided by CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman." "You like to be down at stage one ... but it has not — the big thing you're always worried about is it spreading."

Stage 4 cancer has spread far beyond the original tumor and is usually impossible to cure.

Douglas said he has at least an 80 percent chance of recovery. "And with certain hospitals and everything, it does improve."
he might be on the wall of death soon. I hope not hes a damn good actor.

[sTr]

god damn CANCER....

[Phantom]

Michael Douglas = the man. Let's check his film career, according to his characters...

- Fucked Sharon Stone like a million times before dried up, although loose as hell probably

- Went on an adventure with Danny Devito (sure, serial mom was there too but c'mon... Mantis Tobagan)

- Got thrown in prison via his financial genius... gets out and just does it again with a big fuck you to shia labooooof

- Deep cover CIA agent who just fucked with everyone

- Got people to believe Demi Moore's character sexually harassed HIM

Need I go on? Dude has a good eye when it comes to his career.

And he gets to fuck Zeta Jones on like a daily basis. Win.