I'm going

[Star]

to go tutor my neighbor, because she's feeding me strawberry shortcake in return for me sharing my knowledge.

Leave me cool shit to read when I get back.

[Slacker]

tell her to sign up and post0ts

[sTr]

If the food sucks teach her the wrong answers..

Edit: what slack said as well...

[Star]

i went, and she cancelled, so now i'm home, which is nice, because it's hot as fuck outside and she doesn't use a/c

[sTr]

Should have called her poor on the way out...

[Star]

lol she's not poor though, she gives us shit all the time that's brand new just because she changed her mind and doesn't want it anymore, like our sweet ass porch swing

[Hatchie]

shoulda yelled at her for not giving you cheesecake.

[Slacker]

then burned the place down

[Hatchie]

and then peed on it.

[sTr]

Then stuff it in her fat stupid face...

[Slacker]

bajaj