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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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I am a Turd
So uh, I guess I've been a member here for a while but didn't know until kitties started dying.

My name is Turdy. Chances are, we've crossed pathes somewhere at sometime before.

I do a lot of stuff.
Neat stuff.
I travel a lot.
I have an epileptic dog, she kicks ass, Capt'n Bigshitz. You no wanna fux with her.
I have about 15 jobs, most of them suck.
I like to gamble, but as an honest man, I win 80% of the time.
I'm good at everything I try and I could kick your ass.
Er, sorry, I'm drunk.

I could still kick your ass.
02-26-2010, 05:52 AM
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Re: I am a Turd
Oh, and I'm always up at 5am bored if you want to talk about feces.
02-26-2010, 06:04 AM
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Re: I am a Turd
word, !m gonna start being here early once ! got back to worky mc work...
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02-26-2010, 03:04 PM
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Re: I am a Turd
Hai turdy.

What's up man?
Fucking dire time here with snow pissing out the sky, GOOD EXCUSE TO PLAY GAMES AND DRINK CHEAP ALCOHOL.

Really couldn't give a fuck less if you can kick a persons ass.
Mike tyson can kick shit out of most.. he's still a major douche.
02-26-2010, 03:25 PM
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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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Re: I am a Turd
Sounds like you want to feel the FURY!

But yeah, I hear ya bout the snow and cheap party liquor.
02-26-2010, 05:06 PM
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sTr Offline
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no snow here, but let's down some bottom shelf goodies!!!!
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02-26-2010, 05:17 PM
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Paullehh Offline
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already done the mouth tastes like a alcoholic ashtray about now.
Sticky buckfast and cheap red wine.
Fucking spun man and it;s still fucking snowing out there.

What you talking about homeslice?
02-26-2010, 06:20 PM
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Re: I am a Turd
sam get the fuck out of here.
you know youd much rather have webcam sex with a 14 year old than
converse with people on here at 5AM when youre drunk!
who are you trying to fool?!
my myspace.
02-28-2010, 07:58 PM
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sTr Offline
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Re: I am a Turd
me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam
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02-28-2010, 08:01 PM
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Grimlin Offline
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sTr Wrote:me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam


you are a 14 year old kid at heart.
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02-28-2010, 11:42 PM
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Enigma Offline
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Grimlin Wrote:
sTr Wrote:me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam


you are a 14 year old kid at heart.
you eat 14 year old kids' hearts.
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02-28-2010, 11:43 PM
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Grimlin Offline
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Who let the secret out?
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03-01-2010, 02:33 PM
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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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RawrBabyRawr Wrote:sam get the fuck out of here.
you know youd much rather have webcam sex with a 14 year old than
converse with people on here at 5AM when youre drunk!
who are you trying to fool?!

ur teh only 14 year old 4 muh webcam secksinz.
03-02-2010, 05:49 AM
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Stoopid Dog Offline
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Turdy, I know you from somewhere....

did you go by cartman or somethings like that
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03-02-2010, 02:56 PM
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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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Quote:My name is Turdy. Chances are, we've crossed pathes somewhere at sometime before.

I go by Turdy or El Samuel. Always have.
03-02-2010, 03:56 PM
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OSB or HF or HK maybe?
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03-02-2010, 03:58 PM
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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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DVDA
03-02-2010, 04:00 PM
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I remember ya, just cant pin point it.

Either way.

Suck my bawls. :)
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03-02-2010, 04:02 PM
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Yeah, your name is familiar.

And no.Suck MY balls.
They're dry. I have dry balls.
03-02-2010, 04:04 PM
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Why, Im the infamous Fluffy.

And no, I only lick wet balls. You lose.
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03-02-2010, 04:06 PM
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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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Re: I am a Turd
Fucking shit. I haven't busted a nut in a while. I've been avoiding sluts cuz of this tease chick I know, but I think I'm going to have to break down and cruise the east-side of town.
03-02-2010, 04:08 PM
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agag, teases are only good to get yourself ready for a slut.
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03-02-2010, 04:10 PM
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Turdy McSmutbags Offline
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Re: I am a Turd
But I like the abuse...
Teases and lesbians, those are my weaknesses. I chase what I can't have...
03-02-2010, 04:14 PM
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Drag Queens are my vice... sign me up....

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03-02-2010, 04:16 PM
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There ya go.
03-02-2010, 04:29 PM
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Skeet Skeet Skeet

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03-02-2010, 04:31 PM
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