Weekly Joke thread.

[KillaMo187]

My first step in trying to find acceptance and just moving on from is gonna be this.

Every week I'm gonna post a new dirty joke and maybe it might be better off.. So enjoy.

Code:

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

[R31GN]

Old joke is old.

[Slacker]

your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[KillaMo187]

How's this one?

Code:

The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel.

He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing.

The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to say something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, has anyone got a cock? To which all the men stood up.

"No,no," he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a cock?" All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant either. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up.

"No, no," He said, now thoroughly embarrassed "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY cock?" All the choirboys stood up.

[juggalogigolo]

Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[F-Disk]

Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[juggalogigolo]

F-Disk Wrote:

Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[F-Disk]

KillaMo187 Wrote:Every week I'm gonna post a new dirty joke So enjoy.

Code:

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

this is what you post should have looked like

[juggalogigolo]

[BiggGameJames]

F-Disk Wrote:

KillaMo187 Wrote:Every week I'm gonna post a new dirty joke So enjoy.

Code:

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

this is what you post should have looked like

[KillaMo187]

F-Disk Wrote:this is what you post should have looked like

Than it'd be another one of what you guys would call "he's not learning right" moments.

[juggalogigolo]

shut the fuck up

[John the Juggalo]

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F-Disk Wrote:

Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[FxXxckOff]

John the Juggalo Wrote:

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Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[Slacker]

FxXxckOff Wrote:

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F-Disk Wrote:

Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[juggalogigolo]

Slacker Wrote:

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F-Disk Wrote:

Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[John the Juggalo]

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Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[The Professa]

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Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[R31GN]

Jumping on the bandwagon.

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Slacker Wrote:your first step in trying to find acceptance and move on should be to shut the fuck up about trying to find acceptance and move on

[Slacker]

-nailed it

[juggalogigolo]

Slacker Wrote:-nailed it