post a funny Joke

[Insanecowposse]

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."

Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive.

Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

[sTr]

- There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
- Warden.

- There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
- Nethier, the cop is.

[Paullehh]

bajaj @ all those.

[Insanecowposse]

the joke says a preacher was walking one day and saw this little boy eating a few m&m's, taking a bite out of a cat and then scoot down 3 sections of side walk, repeat. so he watches the little boy do that a few times then he says to the little boy, "BOY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" the little boy says, "I'M PLAYING TRUCK DRIVER, I'M POPPING A FEW PILLS EATING ME SOME PUSSY, AND MOVING ON DOWN THE ROAD!"

[Turdy McSmutbags]

Priest and a rabbi are having lunch together as a young boy runs past their table.
The priest says "I'd like to screw him..."
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

[Midgetfuxer]

What does a girls asshole and a 9volt battery have in common???
You know its wrong but you end sticking your tongue on both.

[Insanecowposse]

Why did the duck fly upside down? Because he quacked up!