Losing the V

[canttouchthis80]

shame should be a reaction when hearing cub scouts what did you get raped by den leader

[dirtymonkey22]

canttouchthis80 Wrote:shame should be a reaction when hearing cub scouts what did you get raped by den leader

no the scout leader gave him this badge and yes theres a badge foe every thing

[canttouchthis80]

nice badge can i get one for not using a condom or is that marked down

[dirtymonkey22]

well i didnt get the pull out badge cuz she got preg

[canttouchthis80]

oh alittle bit to slow need to learn to hold it in a little longer there

[dirtymonkey22]

no i just said fuck it

[canttouchthis80]

i think pulling out just fun u get to see where it goes

[dirtymonkey22]

i like to see how far i can shoot

[canttouchthis80]

never tried distance before

[dirtymonkey22]

i win

[FxXxckOff]

on my ex-girlfriends bed

the only real good story about it is after we were done, we were laying in her bed and she said "do you want to try something different next time?" then there was a long really awkward pause for a minute and i had this fucked up look on my face and then the only words I could think to say were "As long as nothing is going in my butt, i'm good"

bajaj

[sTr]

that's fuckin classic....

[CranialEntropy]

"My couch pulls out, but I don't"

So xavier, did she request you put it in HER butt?

[canttouchthis80]

yes we all wish to know

[Grimlin]

agagaga...now I'm curious what

Quote:"do you want to try something different next time?"

meant.

[canttouchthis80]

i meant she didnt like it and wants to be more satisfied

[FxXxckOff]

CranialEntropy Wrote:"My couch pulls out, but I don't"

So xavier, did she request you put it in HER butt?

yes sir, those were the next words out of her mouth

[canttouchthis80]

anal surprise

[dirtymonkey22]

poop dick on the cheek

[canttouchthis80]

my posts are getting deleted wtf

[sTr]

auto detection for shitty 1-3 word posts son...