My wife is way cooler than me because.....

[insane]

I got some time off work and we got someone to watch each of the 2 kiddies. It has been a long ass time since we ever get to go out and do anything, so we started talking about what we should do. I suggested a movie or a local/bar club. She said "lets go to Toledo Ohio there's a strip club that stays open till 3am and the do couples lap dances"
That sounds way fucking cooler than anything than I would have thought of.
I think I'm getting old and shit, i think no kids lets see a movie and have a few drinks, she thinks lets go to an out of state strip bar that's all nude and serves alcohol. Of course at some point I am probably going to be horny from the strip club and want to fuck her in the car, just saying sounds like fun.

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http://scarlettscabaret.com/toledo/ link to the strip club

[sTr]

gross

[John the Juggalo]

If you need to goto a strip club and watch catfish flop around on a stage to get horned up for your wife...then it sounds like you got quite the catch.

[insane]

My wife got horned up by the strippers it was her idea and we had a great time the busted her titties out on stage and started sucking on them and shit

[John the Juggalo]

..QUITE the catch.

[insane]

If Strip clubs weren't awesome people wouldn't pay to go to them and they would all shut down.
They are awesome, the women are sexy and they make you feel good.
I am not seeing where a straight man does not enjoy beautiful naked women dancing around and then later grinding there naked body on them. What straight man does not like the naked hot women?
What I am saying is your gay John, or you have deep christian values that make you feel guilty about being attracted to more than one woman.

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I actually thought you would want pics of the shit to be honest, cus I have some.
I did have a good time a much better time than I thought I would, and I spent much less than I expected to.
When you have kids there is a list of places you can't go and that is one of them so it brought the excitement of going there back for me. If you don't think its worth the money then, don't go.

[sTr]

Post em up

[John the Juggalo]

I started to read that paragraph, then realized you were taking the internet seriously...so i stopped...but i still Bajaj'd at the effort.

Bajaj

[juggalogigolo]

Ive never really seen the appeal of strip clubs.... you pay a bunch of money to see a naked woman. Get all horny and then go home and jerk off... why not just stay home and watch some porn and save yourself the money? I guess it might be more entertaining if you went with a girl. But it still just seems like a lot of wasted money. I went to one once... the women were decent enough. But they keep it so dark that anything looks good

[holagatita]

yeah, I think going with your girl is different though. The strippers can get a bit nastier with your girl than they are going to get with you (hence him saying they were pulling out her tits and sucking on them), this turns on your girl and you. You know neither one of you are going to actually fuck those girls, you both get grinded on (so the idea of strange without actual strange) and turned on and then go home and fuck like horny bunnies. Sounds better than going home and jerking off. But for the most part, strippers are gross, I don't know. I both get and don't get the appeal. You can just go to a party with somewhat drunken friends and have the same experience, without spending the money, lol.

[dirtymonkey22]

Its a trap

[insane]

Wifey says no posting the her boobies out shit, no fun.
So how about you not tell her, I mean I can't stop you but I just won't post anymore and I will know that I can't trust you and shit.

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there is more but you get the point

[juggalogigolo]

is that the strippers tits? or your wifes?


either way, post more

[insane]

Wife is the one receiving the titties or the one motorboating.

[dirtymonkey22]

Since when can you take pics

[juggalogigolo]

since 93, when he got that shitty ass camera

[sTr]

bajaj....

[insane]

fuck you guys

[gimpster138]

Hey, it's nice seeing some tits on this site. The cock-tit ratio is waaaaay unbalanced.

[juggalogigolo]

word, super unbalanced

[Enigma]

Only reason her idea was cooler is bc had you come up with the idea she woulda been super pissed that you'd rather spend your date night looking at other women. It is only an acceptable idea if she brings it up. But glad to hear you enjoyed your date.