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how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Insanecowposse - 07-29-2009
http://www.efukt.com/20516_Blowjob_Fail.html
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
She never fucked it up, he shot his load, she did the job but just couldn't take his toxic disease infected cum taste.
Also, alot of girls fuck up blowjobs, gag reflex's and teeth are usualy the main failing points.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Insanecowposse - 07-29-2009
she didn't swallow.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Do you care if they swallow or not? i mean after you get rid of it the game is over and you just wana go back to what you were doing before you were horny.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Paullehh Wrote:Do you care if they swallow or not? i mean after you get rid of it the game is over and you just wana go back to what you were doing before you were horny.It's way better when they swallow. I tell my girl when I go down on her, how'd she like if every couple seconds I spit? Cuz I mean... my mouth's getting filled with juices n whatnot. That'd kill the mood. And unless it's for procreation, sex is all about the mood.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
but she spits after it's over...
Spitting during is not cool
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Girls have multiple orgasms. Sometimes the first one is just light, then it gets heavier and heavier. It'd screw it all up if I spit every time.
I don't give a fuck, really... I've never been with a girl that didn't swallow. If they refused to swallow, I'd refuse to go down on them. If they refuse to go down on me, I leave them. Because who wants to be in a relationship where there's no foreplay? Or fun surprises? Etc. etc.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Not all girls multiple orgasm, some have trouble haveing a single one even if they are pleasuring themselves..
it's totaly not important to me what she does with my spunk, sounds like you just want to force chicks to do something even if they don't want to do it, all for some ego trip.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Joe - 07-29-2009
i like it when a girl spits on my dick
not the cum, but you know what i mean
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
I love a girl to get a big buildup of saliva in her mouth and slurp with my dick in her mouth but spitting on it is a bit weird.
Funny though coz it is hot in porno.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Paullehh Wrote:Not all girls multiple orgasm, some have trouble haveing a single one even if they are pleasuring themselves..I didn't force any of them to do it. Some girls like to do it.
it's totaly not important to me what she does with my spunk, sounds like you just want to force chicks to do something even if they don't want to do it, all for some ego trip.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Word but your saying you would blackmail them into it by telling them you wont return the favour unless they do it.
That's whack.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Joe - 07-29-2009
its hot in porno and in real life brah
as for going down on chicks
its the reason im alive
its like i eat it just to survive
hi
IM THE PUSSY MONSTER
THE PUSSY PUSSY MONSTER
IM THE PUSSY MONSTER
THE PUSSY PUSSY MONSTER
n ya gotta feed me
pussy
pussy
pussy
pussy
OWWWWW
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Paullehh Wrote:Word but your saying you would blackmail them into it by telling them you wont return the favour unless they do it.It wouldn't be blackmail. But basically I'm not doing something that she's not gonna do, for her pleasure if she's not willing to do the same for me.
That's whack.
Honestly, it's when you make sacrifices like that you plant the seeds that fuck up relationships. Cuz if they don't do something you want them to, even if you keep it to yourself, you resent them for it. And it'll eventually come out.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Stoopid Dog - 07-29-2009
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Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
XIII Wrote:What do you get out of her swallowing your muck?Paullehh Wrote:Word but your saying you would blackmail them into it by telling them you wont return the favour unless they do it.It wouldn't be blackmail. But basically I'm not doing something that she's not gonna do, for her pleasure if she's not willing to do the same for me.
That's whack.
Honestly, it's when you make sacrifices like that you plant the seeds that fuck up relationships. Cuz if they don't do something you want them to, even if you keep it to yourself, you resent them for it. And it'll eventually come out.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - sTr - 07-29-2009
Less clean up....
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Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Cleaning up is her job, but word @ she better spit that shit outside the bed.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Paullehh Wrote:Her not getting up and running out of the room.XIII Wrote:What do you get out of her swallowing your muck?Paullehh Wrote:Word but your saying you would blackmail them into it by telling them you wont return the favour unless they do it.It wouldn't be blackmail. But basically I'm not doing something that she's not gonna do, for her pleasure if she's not willing to do the same for me.
That's whack.
Honestly, it's when you make sacrifices like that you plant the seeds that fuck up relationships. Cuz if they don't do something you want them to, even if you keep it to yourself, you resent them for it. And it'll eventually come out.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
So you like to hold women prisoner!
sicko
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
I never had a complaint from a girl. All of my relationships have ended either mutually, or because I decided it wasn't going anywhere.
So, until I run into any problems with my methods... I'm not open to your advice.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
There was advice?
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
I dunno, you're accusing me of being some sort of semen tyrant. You got this odd vision of me forcing my spooge down girls' throats.
No, they all do it without me even asking. If they spit it out, I don't break up with them on the spot, but I definitely feel less obligated to go down on them considering it's a similar experience.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
How is it similar? have you tried sucking dick too to make that comparison?
Personaly i have not but, i recon sucking dick and licking pussy are not realy similar atall beyond the location of the organs.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Paullehh Wrote:How is it similar? have you tried sucking dick too to make that comparison?Take an anatomy class, dude. The two organs derive from the same origin. They use the same fluids. It tastes the same.
Personaly i have not but, i recon sucking dick and licking pussy are not realy similar atall beyond the location of the organs.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Yeh vaginal fluid is just like spunk...
You are a virgin right?
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Paullehh Wrote:Yeh vaginal fluid is just like spunk...Right. Of course I am. I'm not gonna argue you in every single thread.
You are a virgin right?
It's not the same stuff, but it tastes the same, unless you doctor the taste with your diet.
Also, just thought I'd throw it in there... semen is actually better for you, better tasting, and better smelling than vaginal fluids.
No, I'm not gay, hurr hurrr... but feel free to throw your 12 year old-style insults at me. But, it's science.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
XIII Wrote:Paullehh Wrote:Yeh vaginal fluid is just like spunk...Right. Of course I am. I'm not gonna argue you in every single thread.
You are a virgin right?
It's not the same stuff, but it tastes the same, unless you doctor the taste with your diet.
OMG!
Either you been licking out chicks with some dudes jizz up them or you don't know what your talking about.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Joe - 07-29-2009
how do you all know what semen tastes like to compare to it a chicks pussy juice?
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
Joe Wrote:how do you all know what semen tastes like to compare to it a chicks pussy juice?I was a science major, so I know the constituents of each. And I know for the most part, you're tasting 90% mucous lubricant. And it's the same shit.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Joe Wrote:how do you all know what semen tastes like to compare to it a chicks pussy juice?Spitback after a blowjob... a few occasions coupled with chicks telling me it tastes better than other guys spunk they have been with.
XIII Wrote:Yet you still come out with something as bullshit as chicks pussys taste like spunk....Joe Wrote:how do you all know what semen tastes like to compare to it a chicks pussy juice?I was a science major, so I know the constituents of each. And I know for the most part, you're tasting 90% mucous lubricant. And it's the same shit.
i suspect inexperiance
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Slacker - 07-29-2009
XIII Wrote:some sort of semen tyrant
i salute you
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
Word @ loving to argue with XIII
Saying that i would have a laugh at anybody who said vaginas taste like spunk.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - XIII - 07-29-2009
I dunno, maybe the girls you eat out piss too much, or have infections. It's supposed to just be lubricant. And semen? Tastes like lubricant because of the natural lubricant. I dunno, man. I honestly don't know what semen tastes like... I just know what's in it.
I also know that what you eat effects the taste and smell, so... that could make the difference.
Still, there's no excuse for spitting if I gotta down pussy juice.
Re: how the hell do you fuck up a BJ? - Paullehh - 07-29-2009
It's not like pussy juice is coming out like a tap and you swalllow it....
it's looking real clear that you have never been down on a chick
You only need to have a wank to realise spunk is nothing like pussy.