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THE STATUE - KillaMo187 - 07-19-2012 THE STATUE A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." Re: THE STATUE - Red Geist - 07-19-2012 Every time you post ANYTHING, the entire Internet collectively dies a tiny bit. Don't commit global genocide, Moseph, some of us have shit to live for. THE STATUE - The Professa - 07-19-2012 I thought this was going to be a doctor who reference. It was not. Disappoint. And for the haterz: dr who is teh shit. THE STATUE - The Professa - 07-19-2012 I should have known better. Re: THE STATUE - sTr - 07-19-2012 Re: THE STATUE - Enigma - 07-20-2012 the first time i watched the weeping angels i woke up in the middle of the night and used my phone as a light so i could see them and they wouldn't be able to move. :/