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I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 02-26-2010

So uh, I guess I've been a member here for a while but didn't know until kitties started dying.

My name is Turdy. Chances are, we've crossed pathes somewhere at sometime before.

I do a lot of stuff.
Neat stuff.
I travel a lot.
I have an epileptic dog, she kicks ass, Capt'n Bigshitz. You no wanna fux with her.
I have about 15 jobs, most of them suck.
I like to gamble, but as an honest man, I win 80% of the time.
I'm good at everything I try and I could kick your ass.
Er, sorry, I'm drunk.

I could still kick your ass.


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 02-26-2010

Oh, and I'm always up at 5am bored if you want to talk about feces.


Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 02-26-2010

word, !m gonna start being here early once ! got back to worky mc work...


Re: I am a Turd - Paullehh - 02-26-2010

Hai turdy.

What's up man?
Fucking dire time here with snow pissing out the sky, GOOD EXCUSE TO PLAY GAMES AND DRINK CHEAP ALCOHOL.

Really couldn't give a fuck less if you can kick a persons ass.
Mike tyson can kick shit out of most.. he's still a major douche.


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 02-26-2010

Sounds like you want to feel the FURY!

But yeah, I hear ya bout the snow and cheap party liquor.


Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 02-26-2010

no snow here, but let's down some bottom shelf goodies!!!!


Re: I am a Turd - Paullehh - 02-26-2010

already done the mouth tastes like a alcoholic ashtray about now.
Sticky buckfast and cheap red wine.
Fucking spun man and it;s still fucking snowing out there.

What you talking about homeslice?


Re: I am a Turd - RawrBabyRawr - 02-28-2010

sam get the fuck out of here.
you know youd much rather have webcam sex with a 14 year old than
converse with people on here at 5AM when youre drunk!
who are you trying to fool?!


Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 02-28-2010

me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam


Re: I am a Turd - Grimlin - 02-28-2010

sTr Wrote:me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam


you are a 14 year old kid at heart.


Re: I am a Turd - Enigma - 02-28-2010

Grimlin Wrote:
sTr Wrote:me, !'m 14, naked and on webcam


you are a 14 year old kid at heart.
you eat 14 year old kids' hearts.


Re: I am a Turd - Grimlin - 03-01-2010

Who let the secret out?


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

RawrBabyRawr Wrote:sam get the fuck out of here.
you know youd much rather have webcam sex with a 14 year old than
converse with people on here at 5AM when youre drunk!
who are you trying to fool?!

ur teh only 14 year old 4 muh webcam secksinz.


Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010

Turdy, I know you from somewhere....

did you go by cartman or somethings like that


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

Quote:My name is Turdy. Chances are, we've crossed pathes somewhere at sometime before.

I go by Turdy or El Samuel. Always have.


Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010

OSB or HF or HK maybe?


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

DVDA


Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010

I remember ya, just cant pin point it.

Either way.

Suck my bawls. :)


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

Yeah, your name is familiar.

And no.Suck MY balls.
They're dry. I have dry balls.


Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010

Why, Im the infamous Fluffy.

And no, I only lick wet balls. You lose.


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

Fucking shit. I haven't busted a nut in a while. I've been avoiding sluts cuz of this tease chick I know, but I think I'm going to have to break down and cruise the east-side of town.


Re: I am a Turd - Stoopid Dog - 03-02-2010

agag, teases are only good to get yourself ready for a slut.


Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

But I like the abuse...
Teases and lesbians, those are my weaknesses. I chase what I can't have...


Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 03-02-2010

Drag Queens are my vice... sign me up....

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Re: I am a Turd - Turdy McSmutbags - 03-02-2010

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There ya go.


Re: I am a Turd - sTr - 03-02-2010

Skeet Skeet Skeet

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