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How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Insanecowposse - 07-12-2009
I'll start it
1.beating little johnny behind the bushes.
2ruffing up the suspect
3 wrestling under the big top
4. choking the chicken.
5 Pulling the hamstring
6 yanking your chain
7 sliding down the firemans pole.
8 beating the bald headed dummy
9. rubbing one out
10 the one man show
and just for fun throw in a couple female masturbation jokes. Digging for pearls, clam dip double dipping etc.
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Paullehh - 07-12-2009
Polishing the lighthouse (wanking in the bath)
spanking the monkey..
beat the meat
5 knuckle shuffle
shakeing hands with the wee man
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Keezie - 07-12-2009
flogging the dolphin
jerkin the gherkin
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - dirtymonkey22 - 07-13-2009
polishing the tool
playing wak a mole
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Paullehh - 07-13-2009
Wanking
Jerking off
Tossing
having a stroke
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Shiro - 07-13-2009
Slapping the salami
Waxing the weasel
Flogging the Log
Husking the Corn
Rubbing the Genie lamp
Peeling the Banana
Making the camel spit
Shanking the inmate
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Star - 07-13-2009
so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Paullehh - 07-13-2009
Names for female genitals is another thread all together.
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Star - 07-13-2009
lol no thx
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - sTr - 07-13-2009
Star Wrote:lol yes please
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Shiro - 07-13-2009
Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - sTr - 07-13-2009
seems weird that cunt is the worst....
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Star - 07-13-2009
Meh, I've said it before in reference to the body part, not a bitch. I'd much rather cunt than clam.
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Alyzzia - 07-13-2009
Shiro Wrote:Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.
I use the word cunt quite frequently because it offends so many people.
As for when I refer to masturbation I say Jill off, click my mouse, pushing my button, and tweedeling for some reason
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - sTr - 07-13-2009
bajaj @ jill off....
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Grimlin - 07-13-2009
Buffing the mushroom
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Shiro - 07-13-2009
Alyzzia Wrote:Clearly the reason for using the term tweedeling is because it's awesome.Shiro Wrote:Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.
I use the word cunt quite frequently because it offends so many people.
As for when I refer to masturbation I say Jill off, click my mouse, pushing my button, and tweedeling for some reason
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Alyzzia - 07-14-2009
Shiro Wrote:Alyzzia Wrote:Clearly the reason for using the term tweedeling is because it's awesome.Shiro Wrote:Star Wrote:so many bad metaphors. and whoever originally came up with "clam" as an innuendo for womens genitals should die a slow, painful death, because that just sounds awful and gross, and everytime i hear it, i cringe.My fav slang for vagina is cunt, most women hate that word though.
I use the word cunt quite frequently because it offends so many people.
As for when I refer to masturbation I say Jill off, click my mouse, pushing my button, and tweedeling for some reason
lol!
There are not too many good ones for girls, we should think of new and better ones like tweedeling.
Also, playing in my easter basket.
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Star - 07-14-2009
bajaja, easter basket? interesting
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - dirtymonkey22 - 07-14-2009
what i thibk is funny is that there are so many names for dicks an pussy but when we have sex we only use the most common ones just think when you fucking and ur like baby you furburgers so wet now take this thunder rod
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Star - 07-14-2009
i just say penis and vagina, i feel retarded saying anything else
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - dirtymonkey22 - 07-14-2009
i dont know i love it when a women says pussy
Re: How many nicknames for masturbation do you know? - Star - 07-14-2009
to each his own